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few examples:
Unspayed sub shrub seeks to go out on the limb for permanent grafting. S.G.M. is full of rising sap and has all the extensions to make the process flow. Seeks female Tree Climber with dull Coronas. Write... Honeysuckle, Drain, Or. Potent illa recently transplanted from the perennial bed, going fast, seeks annual for torrid spring fertilizing. The color of your foliage not important as long as it’s only one color. The transvestially variegated need not apply. Write… The Rock, Rushmore, S.D I’m a S.G.F,, big, green and beautiful! The state of your pate is not as important as what is held within. If you’re willing to share your green-line with another and can still make hay when the sun is on its way down, ... then do write. Then again, how do we eat? I like Cheeso, you like Misso. Would my Cheso get your Misso running? Jolly Green Giant, Lompoc, CA. S.D.F. into holistic farming seeks a perennial relationship with someone who appreciates double spading and the mulching over of Morel’s and deep social issues. Having the right garden equipment a plus. Write … Dryiad, Sylph, MI. Depressive Melon cholic, climbing the walls seeks Choleric Tumble weed for mid-winter dormancy relief. “Lets get Mycorrhizial!” Write … Blue Hubbard, Round Valley, CA. Was married to a Saponaria for twenty years. Now seek a friendly relationship with a man not unafraid to grow equally. Tired of couch potatoes as well as loose rut abagas. Reciprocity of fertilizings expected. Write … Erysiman, Wallflower, CONN Herbalist seeks someone who can make her garden grow… Do you have the green thumb I’ve dreamed of? I’m searching for that extra spice of life! If you’re certain it’s mint to happen, I’d love to hear from you. You bring the cinnamon, I’ll bake the pie, Sunflower starving for stamen-loving company. No birds considered, or die-on-the-vine losers. Only top seeds considered Lonely HHP wants to be struck by Cupid’s Dart – Are you the one who will Kiss me Over the Garden Gate? If you’re the sort who laughs when Love Lies Bleeding, do not apply. And for a personal bumper
sticker for Nurserymen.
“Nurserymen know how to fertilize. They use time release! |
Hirsute Catkin wishes
to undulate with glabrous, polygonal Xerophyte. Mulched over scabrous
Saphrophyte seeks the sun … “Take me Daisy, I’m yours!”
Should
any of you find yourselves identifying with the above
characters, do send me your own understock selection as well as the
scionwod you would have attached. IE. I'm a "2 seeking a #4.
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